Tak! Tak! I tak cakap pasal U!

Betul, serius. This is not about U but if until the end of the entry U think that "Hey, it's me that this young, gorgeous lady are talking about...!" .. I takleh la nak cakap ape-ape lah. Oo..Ooo....maybe it's what we called as KEBETULAN. Waalllaaaahhh!

Kalau ingatan I ni tak ting-tong lagi or some-sort-of-bengong, rasanya semua kakitangan kat sini (UPSI tercinta) akan dapat SEKURANG-KURANGNYA 2 PELUANG untuk berfikir " aku nak teruskan tak kerja di UPSI ni?"

Bile?

OK here:
1) if u are supporting staff, u ada peluang bile masa u dapat surat panggilan temuduga. 2nd masa u ditawarkan menjadi part of UPSI-an;
2) If u are Pegawai Tadbir, masa u dipanggil untuk duduki ujian saringan, then dipanggil temuduga and lastly masa ditawarkan; or
3) Lain - lain post, masa temuduga..of course! and masa u ditawarkan...of course! (am i repeating myself?)

Masa ditawarkan, of course U tahu UPSI ni kat Tg Malim. Search kat GOOGLE "Tanjong Malim", go to Wikipedia..then U'll found where is Tg Malim!

Look! I found not 1 but thousand. ( Wait, takkan Tg Malim pun kne search Google! Oh, unless u are from New York...)

Masa U dipanggil untuk duduki ujian saringan, of course u kne jejakkan kaki ke Tg Malim ni kan? belum pernah lagi Kikin buat Ujian Online (kan, Kikin?). Then, of course u dah tahu how is Tg Malim...! Tadaaaaaaaaa..!
Yes darling! It's only small pekan! What do U expect? As big as KL, huh! With Twin Tower in the middle of it? Big huge SOGO-alike? Sorry, Tg Malim ada TF and Billion je. Owh, tak lupa Yatt Fong dimana Kak Zu adalah dutanya!

Ok, maybe tak sempat nak jalan-jalan masa ujian saringan tu. Faham2. Habis ujian U mesti terus balik your hometown / city U kan? I faham, sebab I've been there, u know.

Well, terus terang la I cakap. Yes, memang nothing pun dalam Tg Malim ni. Tapi pernah dengar pasal Yik Mun Pau? It's on TV, hey...what's up with U? Bile baru balik Malaysia ni??


Then masa temuduga? Again u sampai Tg Malim. Kali ni masuk dalam bangunan cantik we called as Canselori. Did i ever remember U duduk kat kerusi menunggu depan bilik temuduga tu? I dont think so. I mungkin busy running here and there taking care my trainings.

Or u tak sempat nak usha our own Putrajaya; we all called as PROTON CITY.


Best woo petang-petang jogging sini, aman-damai! First I gi jogging sana masa nk get fit prepared untuk BTN last year. Abis BTN, takde daaahhh! Hahaha.. Owh, kalau u lama sikit, u akan nampak sweet-couple akan jogging sama2, chit-chat..wahh...!

U tak sempat jalan sampai sini ek? Yelah, maybe dah penat kene provoked and tangkis soalan mencabar masa interview. I faham, sebab i pernah lalui.

And tahniah lah sebab berjaya dapat surat tawaran menjadi warga UPSI. It's not easy U know sebab bukan U sorang yang berharap dapat kerja ni. Lots!

And, suke untuk I ingatkan U... ia bukan paksaan! Nama pun ditawarkan bukan diarahkan. I'm sure surat tawaran I dengan U takde perbezaan ayat ni kan? Mana tahu after 3 years I've been here, bekerja di UPSI adalah satu arahan, bukan tawaran. I dont think so, do you?


Lastly, u terima tawaran tu. U datang sini, lapor diri. Ronda-ronda cari rumah sewa. U lihat seluruh alam di Tg Malim. Behrang, Slim, Taman Segar, Taman Malim, Kota Malim.....Yes, tak pernah jammed, i guarantee! Unless hujan depan sekolah...ala itu pun bukan la amek masa 1 jam pun! I've been work at Putrajaya before, damn!

So, dah dapat view keseluruhan Tg Malim macam mana? Still nak terima? OK, fine!

Welcome to Tg Malim!

So, I tak tipu kan bila I kata everyone here akan dapat SEKURANG-KURANGNYA 2 PELUANG untuk berfikir " aku nak teruskan tak kerja di UPSI ni?"

So, just shut your mouth complaining about Tg Malim yang hutan ni, mati kutu, bosan and bla..bla..bla.

Kalau ikutkan IC, I lahir KL. Membesar dengan kuat dan sihat di Shah Alam. Getting socialized di Sarawak for a year and another 3 years at Serdang. Takkan kerja di Tg Malim ni boleh buat i jadi orang yang jauh dari keindahan neon bandar besar kot?

And I know your current city / hometown. How's the environment.. black area budak nakal. Hey, I'm Section 19 student la. Sorry, kat sini takde I-City, SACC, PKNS, Plaza Alam Sentral main bowling hujung minggu, Tasik tempat dating minum kat Kedai Kopi.

So, cukup info tentang Tg Malim?

Wake up la. Tolong sedar yang U tak DIPAKSA untuk kerja di Tg Malim oleh Kerajaan Malaysia.

If U wanna help / advise from me, then read this out loud.

Resign. No one will kill themself if U resign. Don't worry!

Since u belum sah jawatan then it's 30 days before peletakan jawatan or sebulan gaji sebagai ganti notis. Owh, it's in Perintah Am Bab A, Per 51 (1) (b). Please read it line by line. I'll help if u dont understand...I will.

So, make another one unpleasant description about Tg Malim then I'll post your face here!
(Babe, we are watching U. "We" okey..."We", so just be careful! )

Eh, tak! This entry is not about U. And i tak marah pun... =).

Ok, let's name this entry as I LOVE TG MALIM.
More touchy! =)

Update: And babe, meh dengar nasihat kakak, jangan kutuk boss, sayang esp dalam FB. It's soooo DANGEROUS! =) Seriously, listen to me. Listen to your kakak.

Another updated : Owh, another pesanan dari kakak2 yang lain : Murah2 la senyuman tu. Tak tolak gaji pun kalau u balas senyuman we all ni. Who know, we will end up minum sama-sama kat Secret Recipe..